chiaus / chouse [tʃɑʊs]
chiaus – n. – 1. a Turkish messenger or sergeant; 2. a cheat, swindler
chouse – n. – one easily cheated, gull, dupe; 2. trick, sham, imposition; v. tr. – 1. cheat, trick, defraud; 2. to drive or herd; 3. to chase, harass, or stir up
chows – n. & v. tr. – n. informal food; 2. a breed of dog, originally from China; v. tr. – informal: to eat