maizer / maser / mazer [ˈmeizər]
maiser – n. – North American blackbirds of the family Icteridae, especially the red-winged blackbird, Agelaius phoeniceus, a maize-bird 2. a machine used to remove seeds from a corn cob
maser – n. – an instrument used to use radiation to amplify or generate coherent monochromatic radiation in the microwave range
mazer – n. & v. – n. – 1. maple or other hardwood drinking bowl that usually had a silver mount; 2. a hardwood such as maple, Acer spp.; 2. a strange thing; 3. an eccentric person; v. – hit a person on the head